You guys are too easy. My mind went to the corny gag as well. But I just couldn't do it. It was too obvious. Now don't get me wrong. I'm just as unsophisticated as anyone here. And I'm just as much a cornball as anyone. Just ask my kids how many times they've rolled their eyes at something that I've said.
So, I'm gonna have to raise the humor bar a bit here. What do you call a hot dog with nothing in the middle? Why, a hollow-weenie of course
Two guys are visiting America. On their first day off the boat
they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches they feel the need to eat. They spot a street vendor selling hot dogs. One says to the other in a shocked tone, "That's very strange. Do they really eat dogs in America?""I don't know!" says the other. "Well," says the first, "we're in America, so we must do as they do." They approach the vendor, and one of the visitors says; "Two hot dogs, please. "The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch. One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"
Smoke extra hot dogs. The ones that are uneaten can be cut up and added to cheese macaroni, or any kind of past, or baked beans, or even added to a potato salad. They will add a wonderful, smoked flavor to whatever they are added to, be it soup, or ice cream (just kidding about the ice cream
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Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
I think we ought to nuke a dog right now, and share a memory.
