Allright! Now you've done it.
Maverick is going to be hopping around his living room like Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer crying "I'm cute! I'm cute!" Then he's going to lift from the floor and levitate toward the ceiling, bumping his head which will cause a concussion. He'll be in the hospitol for a couple of days and his DW will be sneaking in with his favorite foods, which of course won't be allowed. She'll get caught, and they'll be patting her down every time she goes to visit him.
She'll get indignant and poke a rough-handed male nurse in the nose, which will send that poor guy to the emergency room to get the bleeding stopped. The emergency nurse will laugh at his predicament which will just make him more angry. **** rush out to his car and race through the nightime streets to release some of his anger and get a speeding ticket. Then he'll be even hotter, drive carefully home while quietly seething. His wife will greet him with her usual "Hi Honey. How was your day?" to which he'll reply "If you must know, it was *$#@* lousy. I'm going to bed. This will put her in tears and she will call her mother, who will say "I told you not to marry that bum. All he does is make you cry. You come on over here and sleep in your old bedroom tonight. I have it all made up and ready for you." The wife will take her mother up on the offer. Soon, she will be talked into divorcing her husband because he's such a jerk, and all because you had to go and tell Maverick that he's cute.
See how dangerous women are?
That's it. I win. I am now the longest winded person who can fill up a server full of memory with absolutely nothing of importance.
I AM THE CHAMPION!
Seeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North
