I agree Tomatillo International relations between our two great nations are paramount and yes I feel that these early morning/late night missives are vital to dispel the myth that all Americans are Twerps.
You say Foetid
I say Fetid
Foetid, Fetid, lets call the whole thing a red sphere at night is a shepherd's crook.
Ps I got some more great Mackerel yesterday, bright eyed, red gills and stiff fresh, the best one looks rather like Joan Crawford potty training her children. I shall post a pic and I hope you all notice the resemblance.
Ps My diet and exercise regime is working well I can nearly fit into my Betty Ford Clinic outpatients T shirt, I have not been able to wear it since 1989.
PPs my wife has promised to remove the leather straps and buckles as they are a bit worse for wear.
I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury.