Originally Posted by pacanis
Dry aging beef has crossed my mind, too, but it seems easier to just buy a calf, massage it and feed it beer
Post up your results when you give it a try. Boldly go as they say.
If I had a calf that I massaged and fed it beer, it would sleep at the foot of the bed and would go for daily walks with Beagle and me. No way could I eat it.