I would go with bacon wrapped pretzel rods or bread sticks.
If you give it a google you will find many variations sweet/hot, with grated parm cheese, with cayenne pepper etc. The main idea is to wrap the raw bacon around the "stick", season it and bake it until the bacon is crispy.
Sort of a manly man's Super Bowl food.
Oh, I had to come back and edit my post!
How about a bacon, maple walnut sundae.
Again several variations exist, how bad could it be!