With bacon, it's a fine line between Jedi & Jabba the Hut.
So true...
With bacon, it's a fine line between Jedi & Jabba the Hut.
With bacon, it's a fine line between Jedi & Jabba the Hut.
The line will not be fine for long. I'm making bacon jam today. It's simmering as I type.
When he starts biting the heads off frogs we will finally know the truth. (put the Leia outfit away, kathleen.)
But...he said it would enhance the bacon jam! Look! It's in this recipe under prep! "Don one Princess Leia outfit. Gather the rest of the ingredients." See?
It's scribbled in his distinctive handwriting... Geez, Frank! You better check the rest of your recipes, Kathleen.
Ignore the voices young jedi, go away they will. The bacon is with you!!Not sure what you people are on about, but at least I am munching on bacon.
Someone is trying to use up all me bacon!!!
Don't fret, you have more coming In fact I think you probably have enough to share with the rest of us!
One might think that, but is it ever really enough when it comes to bacon?
One or two years ago my child had a paper that made him list the 6 most beautiful things in the world. #1 was "mom's teeth" #2 was "bacon"
Now that is funny. Smart kid.
I use to say I wanted to be an Iguana. My favorite saying until one day;
My son's third grade teacher passed around a mimo sheet with the sentence at the top that said, "A mother is someone who...." Each kid wrote their thoughts on what they thought a mother was.
...someone who spends a hundred dollars in a store and forgets to take the packages with her.
...Someone who wants a quiet house
...someone who spends a lot of time in the bathroom
...someone who can never find her keys
And what did my son wite?
..,.Some one who want to be an iguana so she can sit in the sun on a rock.
I often wondered what the teacher thought when she saw that.
I saved that paper and now my son has it framed in his office.
One or two years ago my child had a paper that made him list the 6 most beautiful things in the world. #1 was "mom's teeth" #2 was "bacon"
Now that is funny. Smart kid.
I use to say I wanted to be an Iguana. My favorite saying until one day;
My son's third grade teacher passed around a mimo sheet with the sentence at the top that said, "A mother is someone who...." Each kid wrote their thoughts on what they thought a mother was.
...someone who spends a hundred dollars in a store and forgets to take the packages with her.
...Someone who wants a quiet house
...someone who spends a lot of time in the bathroom
...someone who can never find her keys
And what did my son wite?
..,.Some one who want to be an iguana so she can sit in the sun on a rock.
I often wondered what the teacher thought when she saw that.
I saved that paper and now my son has it framed in his office.