Originally Posted by tinlizzie
There's a can of Spam in my hurricane emergency food stash. I'll bet it's pretty darn good if you're hungry enough. Just hope I don't find out any time soon. Also some canned chicken; maybe I'll eat the Spam first.
Canned chicken is the ideal product to throw at the feral dogs that might chase you on trips through the Southwestern Florida "outback", or the gators. Either way, here's hopin' it tastes better to them than you do.
Up here in Great Lakes country, I'd throw it to wild bears and cougars, or maybe some hungry cayotes that would be chasing me. Hustle, hustle, hustle.
P.S. It's also great for calming rampaging ogres and ogresses (duck and run very fast).
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North