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Old 05-10-2005, 02:54 PM   #1
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A Blonde Joke

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win"
>sticker on her coffee cup.
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>So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won
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>The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."
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>But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a
>motor home!"
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>Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
>mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't
>have that as a prize.
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>The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
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>And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:28 PM   #2
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LOLOLOLOL!!!
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Old 05-10-2005, 04:30 PM   #3
 
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Oh lord!!!!!

Sounds like it was probably my Ebay seller!
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:11 PM   #4
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Sizz, you're giving us blondes a bad rap
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Old 05-10-2005, 06:36 PM   #5
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roflmao i love it
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Old 05-10-2005, 10:20 PM   #6
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That was great!! I am going to share this with one of my coworkers who loves blonde jokes.
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:47 AM   #7
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Hee hee! I like that one! We brunettes love laughing at blondes... *Thier forgets to look where she's going and trips over the dog, falls on the cat, and skins her knee. She has to crawl to the bathroom to get a big bandaid. But it's okay, because needed exercise today... She's so proud!!*
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Old 05-11-2005, 09:04 AM   #8
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their does that mean us blondes can laugh at you brunettes now ?? lol
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Old 05-11-2005, 02:07 PM   #9
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LOL Choc......I have a buyer that could be a canidate!

Mish..............I'm a blonde but only have a moment every once in a blue moon and it always seems to be when one of my older boys is around and believe me they don't let me live it down.

Thir1754........I have a very good friend thats a brunette.....a true brunette.....and she has more what you would call blonde moments then anyone I know. An example.....we were going fishing at her boyfriends last friday and we went to get some worms. The lady asked her if she wanted one or two dozen and she actually said, "How many come in a dozen".............LOL!!! She realized what actually came out of her mouth and sheepishly bowed her head and waved her hand and said, "Never Mind". She cracks me up.
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:34 PM   #10
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Oh man...... lol!
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