I cooked dinner for hubby like that on our anniversary once. The kids were at my parents & when he came home from work & saw me standing there he went back outside & came back in. He said he was just making sure he was in the right house.
"Treat everyone with politeness,even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are."
(I was actually referring to the Seinfeld. Jerry was convinced that he'd met the perfect woman when she told him she did everything at home n*ked. He couldn't imagine that it would ever be unattractive, until he saw her struggling to open a jar of pickles.)
-A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand