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Old 03-03-2005, 04:34 PM   #1
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Something Doesn't Smell Right About This Marriage


Take a bath people and this will not happen to you.


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Old 03-03-2005, 05:45 PM   #2
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She waited one year to file for divorce?????????????

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Old 03-03-2005, 08:54 PM   #3
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i'd divorce him too... or at least boot his smelly a@@
out of my house !!
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Old 03-03-2005, 09:00 PM   #4
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If I loved him I wouldn't divorce him, just hold him under a tub full of soapy water until all the gunk soaked off him. Hmmm....I may have to hold him under for a long, long time.
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Old 03-04-2005, 08:38 AM   #5
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Sounds to me like he has a compulsion neurosis.

Obsessiviely clean, washing every few minutes at one time.

Then the complete reverse.

Treat the illness, noyt the symptom.
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Old 03-04-2005, 08:48 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by crewsk
If I loved him I wouldn't divorce him, just hold him under a tub full of soapy water until all the gunk soaked off him. Hmmm....I may have to hold him under for a long, long time.
totally agree with crewks. I would get my little toothbrush that i use to scrub little areas that need it the most. Make him soak in the water for a day. Then scrub away, not missing one inch. :D

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