Well, I guess my main ones are "yikes," and "rats." Sometimes if someone asks a question like "Who did..." or "Who wants to...", I will answer, "Not I, said the duck" (from Henny Penny). To my kids at school, when they think they've pulled something over on me, I sometimes say, "I'm not as stupid as you think I am!" And when James (Maidrite) asks why I get irritated when he does the same exact thing I do, I say, "Because it's me!" (In other words, I can do irritating, stupid things, but no one else can! lol)