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Old 09-14-2013, 09:20 PM   #41
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1. What was your favorite food when you were a child? Apples

2. If you could stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? Now, 21

3. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Buy Papa a new fishing vessel.

4. Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best? Yes. I was thrown away to a trash can when I was 2 or 3 days old.

5. Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall and why? It hangs on the bathroom side of the wall. It is easier to reach it rather than to go into the next room.

6. What song always makes you happy when you hear it? The Star Spangled Banner.

7. What is the strangest injury you got in the kitchen? I have not become injured yet, but I did one time drop an ice cube and it fell into Azia's ear.

8. What do you do when you think no one is looking? I burp loudly when no one is nearby.

9. What really gives you the creeps? Those ugly Monster High dolls! Uckkkk!

10. If you got to change your name (first or last or both) what would you change it to? I do not know of this one.

11. The best vacation you've had .. where was it and what made it so special? The weekends when Papa would take me to his fishing vessel on the Black Sea.

12. Who inspired you to cook? Mamma and DA. Gwen is in need of lessons.

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Old 09-14-2013, 10:37 PM   #42
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Cat, your answer to #5 is absolutely priceless. I shall remember that one for a long time.
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:55 PM   #43
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Do Americans hang the bathroom tissues in other rooms? This does not seem to make very much sense. In DA's home, it is always in the bathroom where we can take it easily.

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Old 09-14-2013, 11:11 PM   #44
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The question means: does your toilet paper come over the top of the roll or from under? But, I like your answer better...I think I wet myself...
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Old 09-14-2013, 11:31 PM   #45
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Oh! I did not understand the question well. This is very funny!

I seem to be very dumb! The tissue is always over the top of it.

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You are not dumb...don't say that, please. But you are very funny!!!
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Old 09-14-2013, 11:35 PM   #47
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The question means: does your toilet paper come over the top of the roll or from under? But, I like your answer better...I think I wet myself...
You too? I am still sitting here just roaring my head off. An absolute treasure for an answer.
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Do Americans hang the bathroom tissues in other rooms? This does not seem to make very much sense. In DA's home, it is always in the bathroom where we can take it easily.

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And this is just a great follow up. One shouldn't laugh so hard with a heart condition. But then again, it is good for the heart. Now I have to run to the other room to get some toilet paper to blow my nose. You are an absolute treasure to this forum. Don't ever change. And you are not dumb.
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Oh I do see where this is very funny! I am laughing!
Mistakes are very funny sometimes!

Are you all right, Addie?

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Oh I do see where this is very funny! I am laughing!
Mistakes are very funny sometimes!

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I am fine. I just can't stop laughing!
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