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Old 12-29-2005, 08:43 PM   #1
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3 reason's that God is a woman.

This is a JOKE nothing more!




1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of

men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was work to do.

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Old 12-29-2005, 08:44 PM   #2
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good one.!
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:58 PM   #3
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Yuppers, right on the money...

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hahaahahahahahaha! Love it! My first thought was "because we SAY SO!!!"
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Old 12-30-2005, 05:41 AM   #5
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love it. It's just great!!!
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1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of

men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was work to do.

Thou ist evil!!!
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