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Old 04-07-2005, 04:18 PM   #1
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A Beer before it starts

A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS:





A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts". She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You ba**trd! You waltz in here, flop your fat butt
down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."

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Old 04-07-2005, 04:23 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2005, 04:45 PM   #3
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That's the best one I've heard all day!
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Old 04-07-2005, 07:27 PM   #4
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Thanks Wasabi, today has been a bummer, but, you sure helped brighten it up

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Old 04-08-2005, 12:24 AM   #5
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I'll have to remember that one to tell my friends husband who natoriously tells me dumb blonde jokes. He's a diehard beer drinker so he'll enjoy this one.
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Old 04-08-2005, 01:33 AM   #6
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LOL! Good one!
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:00 AM   #7
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well, I've just found the joke I'm going to milk for the next week. I pity my friends for they must put up with me. :)
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