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Old 09-24-2005, 09:09 AM   #1
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A Hundred Thousand Bucks

The other day this guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy his old 1957 Chevy convertible. I thought it was a pretty good looking car and so I offered him 50 female pigs and 50 male deer. The guy looked at me kind of crazy like and started to mutter under his breath. I asked him what was the matter, why do you not want a hundred sows and bucks?

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Old 09-24-2005, 09:20 AM   #2
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That is too cute!!
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Old 09-24-2005, 09:22 AM   #3
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yeah, really, what's the problem??
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Old 09-24-2005, 11:37 AM   #4
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ahhh I like that one!!!
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I WISH YOU A "MAIDRITE DAY" FOR THAT !
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Old 09-24-2005, 09:15 PM   #6
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That is really funny
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Good one!
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Old 09-24-2005, 10:22 PM   #8
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You should be arrested!
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Old 09-25-2005, 12:07 AM   #9
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So cute it makes me want to lisp!
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