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Old 03-29-2005, 03:45 PM   #1
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A Little Ol Man

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied sadly, "Arthritis."

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Old 03-29-2005, 03:50 PM   #2
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heheheheheh! Good one!
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For Real! I can see that happening now!
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Old 03-29-2005, 03:54 PM   #4
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Thanks Wasabi!!!
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:53 PM   #5
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That one is sooooooooooooooo cool!
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Old 03-30-2005, 05:23 PM   #7
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wasabi, I imagine guys will not particularly enjoy this joke.
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Old 03-30-2005, 09:02 PM   #8
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Norge, I believe that most guys would appreciate that joke. They definitely wouldn't enjoy it, tho!
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