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Old 07-14-2005, 07:00 PM   #1
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A Women's Prayer

A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

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Old 07-14-2005, 07:02 PM   #2
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amen to that dove !!
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Old 07-14-2005, 07:14 PM   #3
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I second that amen.
May I add another prayer:

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Old 07-14-2005, 07:33 PM   #4
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Thanks Wasabi..now I know what happened to me............
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He didn't make me thin either
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Old 07-14-2005, 10:22 PM   #6
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Amen! Amen Amen Amen! (said my post was too short with just one Amen!)
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:00 AM   #7
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LOL you guys are just too much. :) I loved both of those.
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