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Old 08-01-2005, 07:48 PM   #1
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The Moods of a Woman


An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.



The Moods of a Man


Hungry
H--ny.
Sleepy.

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Old 08-01-2005, 07:50 PM   #2
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I love it Wasabi!!!!
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:09 PM   #3
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Right on Wasabi

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Old 08-01-2005, 08:11 PM   #4
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hey, who wrote a poem about me?
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:27 PM   #5
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LOL! I've passed it on. Thanks!
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Old 08-02-2005, 06:01 PM   #6
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And after all the good things I said about women, hmph. I take it all back. To label all of us men as so shallow (fake indignation here). Why I'm so deep that my heart is in a black place where the sun don't shine.

And just remember, when you seperate the syllables, woman becomes wo - man, or in other words, woe to man

I remember who opened Pandora's box. And wasn't Pandora a woman/Godess? Why'd she keep a box with all of the nasties in it in the first place. Me thinks somethings mighty strange here.

Just kidding.

After all the fun I poke at the "gentler" gender, I can take a few shots from the ladies.

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Old 08-02-2005, 08:43 PM   #7
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wasabi i love it !!!!! needed the laugh today too so thank you
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Thank you!!! I love it!!! What a way to start my day!
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