A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: " Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed.Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
1.Drive up to the cash machine
2.Put down your car window
3.Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4.Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5.Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6.Put window up
1.Drive up to cash machine.
2.Reverse and back up the required amount to allign car window with the machine.
3.Set parking brake, put the window down.
4.Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5.Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6.Attempt to insert card into machine
7.Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to excessive distance from car.
9.Re-insert card the right way.
10.Dig through handbag to fnd diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12.Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
13.Enter amount of cash required.
14.Check make-up in rear view mirror.
15.Retrieve cash and receipt.
16.Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17.Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
19.Drive forward 2 feet.
20.Reverse back to cash machine
22.Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot.
23.Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24.Restart stalled engine and pull off and hit big yellow pole.
25.Redial person on cell phone and tell them you hit a big yellow pole.
26.Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27.Release Parking Brake.