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Old 06-04-2005, 11:43 PM   #1
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Being a man...some privileges after all!

my husband forwarded this to me today,its funny but true i think!

Men Are Just "special" People-- What do you expect from
such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear
NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are
over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A
five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have
strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face
and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair
of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the
men who will enjoy reading it.


Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:52 PM   #2
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sarah he's sitting here laughing lol

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Old 06-05-2005, 12:29 AM   #3
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hahaha Oh so true. Very funny!

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Old 06-05-2005, 12:47 AM   #4
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LOLOL!! Thanks for the giggle.
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Old 06-06-2005, 10:11 PM   #5
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I have a document titled "101 reasons to be glad you're a man". Mostly the same thing, with some extras.
Peace, Love, and Vegetable Rights!
Eat Meat and Save the Plants!
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Old 06-06-2005, 10:14 PM   #6
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Fun post Sarah...

Thanks for the giggle

HEAVEN is Cade, Ethan,Carson, and Olivia,Alyssa,Gianna
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