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Old 12-21-2005, 12:19 PM   #1
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Blonde Caller

Blonde caller:"Can you give me the phone number of Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you're talking about."
Blonde caller: "On page one section 5 of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the computer from the AC wall socket and telephone jack before cleaning. Now can you give me the number of jack."


Some days you win Some days you lose Some days you get rained out But you have to put the uniform on everyday and be ready to Play................. Nick
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:25 PM   #2
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Oh Looooooooord!!

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Old 12-21-2005, 09:25 PM   #3
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Oh Looooooooord!!
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
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Old 12-21-2005, 11:09 PM   #4
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