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Old 02-14-2005, 12:07 PM   #1
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Can I get some Polish Sausage?

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some
"Polish Sausage."

The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says "Well, yes I am. But
let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian
Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I
asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I
was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog,
would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you
for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would
ya, huh? Would Ya"

The clerk says, "Well no."

"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you
ask me if I was Irish? ! What about Canadian Bacon,
would you ask me if I was Canadian?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't,"

With self-indignaton, the guy says, "Well, all right then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked
for Polish Sausage?'

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

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Old 02-14-2005, 12:27 PM   #2
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This would be even funnier if my Home Depot didn't sell polish sausages, but they do

No seriously, they have a cart outside and my parents actually go there for lunch sometimes LOL.
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Old 02-14-2005, 01:27 PM   #3
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Cooper, you'll never know how I needed this. It is a gift when you make someone laugh. You sure did! I forwarded this to some others who go to Home Depot regularly. They will sure be pleased that they haven't made the same mistake. Thanks for sharing. Like I said it was surely appreciated.
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Old 02-14-2005, 01:59 PM   #4
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Hey....our Home Depot serves up hot dogs and polish sausage.
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I think they all do but my surprise was with Tomatoes!
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~copper, that sounds like it could be a blond joke, enjoyed it.
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~copper, that sounds like it could be a blond joke, enjoyed it.
BLONDE! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSESD TO MEAN! LoL...That was pretty good cooper. Enjoyed the laugh.

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