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Old 12-24-2005, 04:16 PM   #1
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Christmas Stamps

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> A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her
> Christmascards.
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> She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas
> stamps?"
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> The clerk says, "What denomination?"
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> The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this?
> Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22
> Baptists.
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Old 12-24-2005, 04:23 PM   #2
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I love it!!
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Old 12-24-2005, 05:15 PM   #3
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I guess that's why I didn't send cards this year......didn't know what stamp to use.
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Me too Marge! Thanks for the laugh!
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LOL, that's great! I kept waiting and waiting for our little local post office (there in only one in our town) to get international Christmas stamps in. They'd say "come in on this day", I would and no stamps, this went on for about 3 weeks! But luckily they finally got them in so I could mail off my international cards, and they (I've been told by relatives) go there in the nick of time.
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