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Old 08-04-2005, 08:27 PM   #1
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Talking Computer Stupidities

Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."
Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"
Me: "Make sure all windows are closed."
Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here."
Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."
Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"
Me: "Make sure all windows are closed."
Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here."

Tech Support: "Ma'am, double click once more for me."
The consultant hears the two clicks again.
Tech Support: "Ma'am, are you hitting your screen with your mouse?"

Tech Support: "Ok, now right click."
Customer: "Which one's that?"
Tech Support: "On right side off mouse."
Customer: "I'm left handed."
Tech Support: "Ok, well, look at the mouse and click whichever button you normally don't click on."
Customer: "That's the left for me."
Tech Support: "Ok, click that."
Customer: "With which hand?"


Tech Support: "Please right-click on the icon."
Customer: "But I'm left handed."


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http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_mice.shtml

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