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Old 09-10-2005, 12:05 PM   #1
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Cowboy.....

A Cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines
him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot
of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."

The man grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any
shot!"

So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."

The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of
days. I'm not having gas."

So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here,"
he says. "Take this pill."

The man asks "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra."

The man looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.

"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on
to while I pull your tooth"

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Old 09-10-2005, 01:39 PM   #2
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oh tan! You made me laugh!! I'll be sending this one on to everyone!!!!
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I like hearing your laugh so hard wasabi....now thats good!!
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Viagra always makes me laugh.
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d'oh!!! I got....too.....get.....up....off.....the......floo r.......!!!!!!!!!!
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Nipping the ol bottle again, Tanis girl.
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not quite yet but you made me fall out of my chair from laughing so hard
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Then you better stay away from the Viagra.
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hehehe OMG!!! too funny
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