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Old 03-02-2005, 08:22 AM   #1
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Dad, where did I come from?

Son asks: "Daddy, how was I born?" Dad says: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!!

Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the "delete" button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: "You've got male!!!"

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hahahahahahaha cute
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:04 PM   #3
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keenkook that is really funny. Very clever, did you author it???
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Old 03-03-2005, 08:06 AM   #4
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Norge, I'd love to say I did author this, but it was sent to me by email & I thought I'd share it with you guys. :)
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Norge, I'd love to say I did author this, but it was sent to me by email & I thought I'd share it with you guys. :)
I am glad you did keen kook, I sent it to everyone in my address book.
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