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Old 04-10-2005, 12:45 PM   #1
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Talking Dang Flys!!

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!
Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

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Old 04-10-2005, 01:17 PM   #2
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Thanks for that, Heat!!!
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Old 04-10-2005, 03:38 PM   #3
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Whenever a little bug would fly into our food, our dad would say, "That's ok, he didn't eat much!"

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Old 04-10-2005, 07:54 PM   #4
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

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Old 04-11-2005, 06:00 PM   #5
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Heat you made my day, that is really
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Old 04-12-2005, 02:39 AM   #6
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Where did you find these?! Thats hilarious! Thanks for the post!
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Old 04-12-2005, 07:12 AM   #7
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REALLY enjoyed these... made my day!! (although it's only 7:12 a.m. here, I have been up since 4... NEEDED these! Thanks for the laugh!!
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Old 04-12-2005, 12:26 PM   #8
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Smile Thanks Guys

Thanks Norgeskog, glad i could make ya laugh! , Sush heres the website, and im glad you liked it too. And, Charlotte, im like you i need a good laugh in the AM too. Actually, I need to laugh more often!! And this thread helps, thanks! And i think one of those gators have the hots for you Sushi
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke85.htm
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