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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!
Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
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Whenever a little bug would fly into our food, our dad would say, "That's ok, he didn't eat much!"

:) Barbara
 
:LOL: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

My fav.
 
Thanks Guys

Thanks Norgeskog, glad i could make ya laugh!:LOL: , Sush heres the website, and im glad you liked it too. And, Charlotte, im like you i need a good laugh in the AM too. Actually, I need to laugh more often!! And this thread helps, thanks! And i think one of those gators have the hots for you Sushi:LOL:
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