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Old 10-15-2004, 08:22 PM   #1
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Dirty Joke?

Want a dirty joke?
Ok....
A guy fell in the mud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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ok.... its not funny. Im out of jokes.

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Old 10-15-2004, 09:02 PM   #2
 
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Enough! Enough! This is a family forum, Back to the clean jokes


His mother made him take a bath!
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:32 AM   #3
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*blocks ears* oh no its too late, you've emotionally scarred me for life. I hope your happy. I'll never be able to look at mud without crying!

Somebody please think of the children!!
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:53 PM   #4
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This one is really corny but one that always makes me smile:

If Ella Fitzgerald marries Darth Vader she would be Ella Vader.
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If Ella Fitzgerald marries Darth Vader she would be Ella Vader.


now this one i like lol
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Wasbi, that was funny!!!!
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:30 PM   #7
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So what's the difference between

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Brief nudity? That's no good...There wasn't time to peek before it was gone!
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