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Old 02-13-2005, 08:05 AM   #1
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The young Irish lass was distraught.
No one had ever explained to her the
consequences of doing 'that'.
'Oh Mammy, Mammy." she lamented,
'Oim pregnant. Oim goin' to have a baby.'
Her mother liked to be clear on these things.
'Holy Mother,' she exclaimed, 'are ye sure it's yours?'

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