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Old 09-11-2005, 06:03 PM   #1
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?

A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too ****-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.


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Old 09-11-2005, 06:14 PM   #2
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hehe Im passing on..........

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and i assume most of these people passed ?
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Heres one on the Drivers Ed Test !

Ok you have a 4 way stop, And all of these vehicles get there at the same time and all want to go straight ahead. 1st vehicle is Police Car, 2nd vehicle is a Fire Truck, 3rd vehicle is a Ambulance, and 4th one is a Mail Truck. Who has Right of Way?

Mail Truck.... it is a Federal Vehicle and would have Right of Way over the other three! True Fact.
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Old 09-12-2005, 12:37 PM   #5
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Very good! I'm sending it to my email friends.!
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