Dove
DC Grandma
>> >
>> > A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she
>> > was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
>> >> > >
>> > The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
>> >> > >
>> > "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
>> >> > >
>> > "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
>> > problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken
>> to
>> > the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to
>> keep
>> > them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for
>> me?
>> > I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
>> >> > >
>> > I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered
>> > into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into
>> their
>> > seat belts. Off they went.
>> >> > >
>> > Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
>> San
>> > Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking
>> down
>> > the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
>> amusement
>> > of
>> > a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran
>> > over
>> > to the blonde.
>> >> > >
>> > "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to
>> take
>> > these chimpanzees to the zoo."
>> >> > >
>> > "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left
>> over---so
>> > now we're going to Sea World.
>> >
>> > A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she
>> > was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
>> >> > >
>> > The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
>> >> > >
>> > "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
>> >> > >
>> > "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
>> > problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken
>> to
>> > the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to
>> keep
>> > them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for
>> me?
>> > I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
>> >> > >
>> > I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered
>> > into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into
>> their
>> > seat belts. Off they went.
>> >> > >
>> > Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of
>> San
>> > Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking
>> down
>> > the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
>> amusement
>> > of
>> > a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran
>> > over
>> > to the blonde.
>> >> > >
>> > "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to
>> take
>> > these chimpanzees to the zoo."
>> >> > >
>> > "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left
>> over---so
>> > now we're going to Sea World.
>> >