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Old 07-25-2005, 06:43 PM   #1
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Talking Fashions for the Babyboomers

Many of us "Older Folks" are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

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Old 07-25-2005, 09:39 PM   #2
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13. Thongs and Depends
I'm going to have nightmares about that one!
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Old 07-25-2005, 09:45 PM   #3
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When I'm in my 80s, I want to try #12.
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Old 07-25-2005, 09:46 PM   #4
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#5 could also be toe rings & corn pads!
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Old 07-25-2005, 09:54 PM   #5
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LOL! I've sent this on to some friends. Thanks from all of us!
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Oh, dear - I think I'd rather stick to my bell bottoms, granny glasses and paisley shirts!
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Groovey, Marmalady. Peace and Love.
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Old 07-26-2005, 04:39 PM   #9
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3. A pierced tongue and dentures

so this means i have to take my ring out in 30 yrs ?
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