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Old 07-01-2005, 01:46 PM   #1
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For the Guiness Lover

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."


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Old 07-01-2005, 01:51 PM   #2
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LOL I love it!!!

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Old 07-01-2005, 07:52 PM   #3
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I understand SOOOOOOOOOOO well!!!! Guiness is THE best!
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Old 07-01-2005, 07:56 PM   #4
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Your joke is quite tasteful, in more ways than one!
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:34 PM   #5
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I don't like beer, but I still think this is funny!

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Old 07-05-2005, 03:01 PM   #6
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That's a good one!


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