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Old 04-08-2005, 01:58 PM   #1
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LITTLE LADY:

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say
"Super***." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping
her gown at him, she said, "Super***." He sat silently for a moment or
two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
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Old 04-08-2005, 02:01 PM   #2
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dove *tsk tsk tsk* shame on you for telling such a joke... btw
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Old 04-08-2005, 02:18 PM   #3
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I know...but this sounds like home......................
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Dove, pm me and tell me what *** stands for.
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Old 04-10-2005, 08:20 PM   #5
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You are Putting me on Wasabi......but I will send one and explaine the facts of life to you.
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