by Camie, Allison, Micah and Esther Butler
You can never say "I killed myself yesterday!" and be telling the truth!
Stupid people use lightsabers for backscratchers and lollipops!
You can never trip a cat. They just jump over your foot!
The 3 year old twin drunks a lot She'll say "I drunk some coke yesterday!"
The stupid general demonstrates how to destroy the enemy on himself!
More comin' later!!