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Old 12-07-2005, 12:50 PM   #1
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Ever wonder why most of these are made at the expense of a woman.


A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday


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Old 12-07-2005, 12:52 PM   #2
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LOLOLOLOL!
Guess I'll have to pass that one on to a few of my friends.
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Old 12-07-2005, 01:50 PM   #3
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That would be my luck too
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may he rest in eternal peace
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Old 12-11-2005, 07:59 PM   #5
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That sounds like something that happened to me the other day.

I told a friend of mine that my wifes cooking was tainted.

"Tainted?" he asked

"Yep" I said "Tain't a thing you can do for it."

The good news is my Doctor tells me that the swelling should start going down in a couple of days.

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Old 12-11-2005, 08:08 PM   #6
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That sounds like something that happened to me the other day.

I told a friend of mine that my wifes cooking was tainted.

"Tainted?" he asked

"Yep" I said "Tain't a thing you can do for it."

The good news is my Doctor tells me that the swelling should start going down in a couple of days.

~ Raven ~
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