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Old 03-27-2005, 08:23 PM   #1
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Arrow funny joke

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook..."


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but perfect love casteth out fear"
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Old 03-27-2005, 10:40 PM   #2
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lol - that was pretty cute!!!!!

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