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Old 01-04-2006, 03:40 PM   #1
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Good for a senior laugh

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at Health Care America

to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and

be cheerful.'



"The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur.

Be careful.'"

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Old 01-04-2006, 03:41 PM   #2
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oh wasabi, that is great!!
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Old 01-04-2006, 07:27 PM   #3
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hahahhhahahaha! decisions, decisions...
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Two neighbors appreared in court, each woman accusing the other of causing trouble in their building.
"Lets get to the evidence", the judge said in an effort to end their bickering. " I'll hear the oldest woman first".
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
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Two neighbors appreared in court, each woman accusing the other of causing trouble in their building.
"Lets get to the evidence", the judge said in an effort to end their bickering. " I'll hear the oldest woman first".
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

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