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Old 08-10-2005, 08:35 PM   #1
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Good Housekeeping Tip of the Day

Always keep several get well cards on the mantle...so if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean.

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Old 08-10-2005, 08:36 PM   #2
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Heh heh heh. Good one PA.
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Old 08-10-2005, 08:44 PM   #3
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lmao pa i love it !!!!!
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Old 08-10-2005, 09:20 PM   #4
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Now that I've sprayed the screen and keyboard with iced coffee, I'm about to fall of the chair That was a good one!

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You shouldn't do that when I have my mouth full of chili! Hilarious idea...I loved it!
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Old 08-11-2005, 09:15 AM   #6
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Love It!!!!!
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Old 08-11-2005, 12:32 PM   #7
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Great advice. I'm heading out to Hallmark ! lol
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Good idea!
I really need help in that dept. I have an interview on the 20th that I am worried about. It is a "home visit" from the Foster Mom of a Yorkie I want to adopt from the Yorkie Rescue Group.
I want this little girl Daisy so bad!! She is about 2 years old and was taken to a shelter as a runaway. They are all under "orders" to call a Yorkie rescue and they take care of them ..get them a clean bill of health and put them out for adoption to a good and loving home.
Keep your fingers crossed for me. I don't know how many others are wanting her..I need her and she needs me.
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Fingers are crossed.
I'm sure that you'll both
have a great life together!!
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good luck dove.i do have a feeling you'll get her though !
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