For the Homer fans out there, here is a short list of some great lines. I am just including the ones that have to do with food or beer here, but if you follow THIS
link you will find more quotes by the man
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation.
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close!
Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.
Mmmmmm - 52 slices of American cheese.
Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!
Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Let us celebrate this agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!