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Old 10-12-2005, 09:28 AM   #1
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Talking I love blondes!!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"


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Old 10-12-2005, 09:31 AM   #2
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Good one!!
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lmbo texas. love it !
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LOL That's great! I'm a blond (mousy blond, being married I've stopped saying "dirty blond" ) and I love blond jokes, because most of the time I don't think I'm like the gals in the stories
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Old 10-12-2005, 10:59 AM   #5
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I have a sister that does things like the blonde jokes and she is dark brunette. LOL
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I have a sister that does things like the blonde jokes and she is dark brunette. LOL
I think we've all known people like that!
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Old 10-12-2005, 04:15 PM   #7
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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

Bless her heart.
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Old 10-12-2005, 10:47 PM   #8
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Texas, I needed that laugh, thank you

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