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Old 02-11-2005, 07:52 PM   #11
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Touche
could not resist wasabi, but I love blond jokes , most of them anyway.
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Old 02-11-2005, 11:31 PM   #12
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How do blondes' brain cells die?
Alone.

What is a blonde's mating call?
I think I'm drunk.


Why do blondes drive BMWs?

Because they can't spell Porsche.

What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?

A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

How do you drown a blonde?
You put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Give her a box of M&Ms and ask her to arrange them in alphabetical order.
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Old 02-12-2005, 06:11 AM   #13
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Those are too cute, Wasabi. You can always make us smile or laugh out loud.
Rumple, etc. I think it's spelled Porsche. :)
Your jokes were cute, too. :)
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Old 02-12-2005, 07:03 PM   #14
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Rumple, etc. I think it's spelled Porsche. :)
Your jokes were cute, too. :)
You're not wrong "Lyndalou". Of all the places to make a spelling error,it would have to happen there!:oops:
There was another error in that line but you will never know as it has now been edited.
Thanks for your diligence.
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Old 02-12-2005, 07:10 PM   #15
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LOL! Watch yourself, buddy! The ladies here are not group to be trifled with and they have long memories!
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Old 02-13-2005, 07:14 PM   #16
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I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde..it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.

"Shh," I said, " I'm a light bulb -- I'm acting crazy to get a few days off, as there is an out of town wedding I need to go to until Tuesday. ."

A minute later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.

"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said.

"Take a few days off, and come back when you are de-stressed"

With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.

I can't work in the dark," she said.
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Old 02-13-2005, 10:40 PM   #18
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The light globe joke was a top one "Texas".
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