GB
Chief Eating Officer
* On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: "Blackened blue-
fish"
* In a Maine restaurant: "Open seven days a week and
weekends."
* On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: "Thirty-
eight years on the same spot."
* On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired
of the Episcopal Church"
* Outside a country shop in West Virginia: "We buy junk and
sell antiques."
* In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's
wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!"
* A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:
"Do not activate with wet hands."
* In a New York restaurant: "Customers who find our wait-
resses rude ought to see the manager."
* In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: "Ask about
our plans for owning your home."
* In downtown Boston: "Callahan Tunnel - NO END"
* On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is
under water, this road is impassable."
* On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: "No
trespassing without permission."
* In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention
Center"
fish"
* In a Maine restaurant: "Open seven days a week and
weekends."
* On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: "Thirty-
eight years on the same spot."
* On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired
of the Episcopal Church"
* Outside a country shop in West Virginia: "We buy junk and
sell antiques."
* In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's
wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!"
* A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:
"Do not activate with wet hands."
* In a New York restaurant: "Customers who find our wait-
resses rude ought to see the manager."
* In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: "Ask about
our plans for owning your home."
* In downtown Boston: "Callahan Tunnel - NO END"
* On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is
under water, this road is impassable."
* On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: "No
trespassing without permission."
* In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention
Center"