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Old 07-19-2005, 07:34 PM   #1
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> > An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
> > tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only
> > son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
> > letter to his son and described his predicament.
> > Dear Vincent,
> >
> > I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
> > tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
> > garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would
> > dig the plot for me.
> > Love, Dad
> > A few days later he received a letter from his son.
> > Dear Dad,
> >
> > Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
> > BODIES.
> > Love, Vinnie
> > At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
> > up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
> > the old man and left.
> >
> > That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
> > Dear Dad,
> >
> > Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
> > the circumstances.
> > Love, Vinnie

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Old 07-19-2005, 08:56 PM   #2
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that's pretty funny marge !!
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Old 07-21-2005, 12:39 PM   #3
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lmao - it's kinda like the redneck birthday present - love it Dove!!!!
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What a great son !
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Old 07-22-2005, 07:08 PM   #5
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LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh!
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Old 07-24-2005, 07:43 PM   #6
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That was pretty funny
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great story Dove!
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Thanks for the laugh, Dove!!
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