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Old 04-19-2004, 04:45 PM   #1
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and ask for a drink, the bartender says sorry we don't serve food....



I know its corny..but bet it made you smile......

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Old 04-19-2004, 10:52 PM   #2
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HA!!! Thats MY kind of joke!!!

Ok.. ok.... what did the grape say when someone stepped on it???
It gave out a little whine. Get it? Wine / Whine?! :roll:
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Old 04-19-2004, 11:32 PM   #3
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To funny..Loved it...My hubby and friend think I'm nuts with all these silly jokes...but I love a good little laugh....



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Old 04-20-2004, 10:25 PM   #4
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I love corny jokes! Here is one my 6-year-old grandson told me a couple weeks ago...

Why did the seagull fly over the bay?

So he could be a bay gull (bagel)

:) Barbara
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:19 PM   #5
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How cute......I love cut e little joles that make you smile...


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Old 04-21-2004, 12:06 AM   #6
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WOW!.... that was SUPER corney!!!!!
I like it!! :D
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:20 PM   #7
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What was the first animal in outer space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!


Or what about.....

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Whatever you want he still won't come.
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:04 AM   #8
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A termite walks into a bar and looks a the pubkeep. Then he asks "Where's the bar tender?"
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3 guys walk into a bar, you think the third one would have ducked. A har har har....
I love those jokes that make u smile and groan at the same time... but no one else I know does.
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This is one TC told me a while back.

What do you call a snail on a ship?


A Snailor!!

OK, I'll go back to my little room in Dove's woodshed now.
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:27 AM   #10
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A young polish man goes to the police with claims that his wife is trying to kill him. The police man asks "how do you know? does she poison your food, beat you up, does she have a gun? etc etc."
The polish man says "No, but I did find some evidence in the bathroom cabinet. She's got polish remover!"

A hyuk hyuk hyuk. don't everyone groan at once.
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