A termite walks into a bar and looks a the pubkeep. Then he asks "Where's the bar tender?"
3 guys walk into a bar, you think the third one would have ducked. A har har har....
I love those jokes that make u smile and groan at the same time... but no one else I know does.
A young polish man goes to the police with claims that his wife is trying to kill him. The police man asks "how do you know? does she poison your food, beat you up, does she have a gun? etc etc."
The polish man says "No, but I did find some evidence in the bathroom cabinet. She's got polish remover!"