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Old 02-14-2005, 09:35 PM   #1
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Last chance before death

Three men and a woman were in the elevatort in the Empire State building when the cable broke.
The Lift started plummeting down, down, down.
Within a couple of minutes they'd all be dead.
The woman looked at the three men and said,
'Is there one last chance of being a woman?'
Whereupon one of the guys dropped his trousers and said,
'Here, love. Iron these.'

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Old 02-14-2005, 10:46 PM   #2
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:? That was NOT funny.
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Old 02-15-2005, 02:42 AM   #3
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hehehe It was. In a sick way. =P

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Old 02-15-2005, 02:54 AM   #4
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Hey Rump.......love your signature.



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Old 02-15-2005, 03:06 AM   #5
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Heard something similar involving superman, having his cape ironed and wonder woman... but that's how jokes work. Every one tell's em differntly.
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Old 02-15-2005, 05:34 AM   #6
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Lugaru, as the old saying goes, "First up, Best dressed".
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