Last chance before death
Three men and a woman were in the elevatort in the Empire State building when the cable broke.
The Lift started plummeting down, down, down.
Within a couple of minutes they'd all be dead.
The woman looked at the three men and said,
'Is there one last chance of being a woman?'
Whereupon one of the guys dropped his trousers and said,
'Here, love. Iron these.'