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Old 09-19-2005, 03:15 AM   #1
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Loony Limerick

There once was a fellow from Crete,
Who wore shoes on his hands, not his feet,
While picking his nose,
With one of his toes,
He tripped and fell into the street.



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Old 09-19-2005, 03:42 AM   #2
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I like that one.

This is one of my favs......

A diner while dining at Crewe
Found a very large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too.
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Old 09-19-2005, 03:05 PM   #3
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An island girl named Wasabi
wandered all through the hotel lobby.
She seemed in a daze,
With her eyes all aglaze,
But this just was her very strange hobby.
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Old 09-19-2005, 03:56 PM   #4
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I love you Barbara....that was so funny!
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Old 09-19-2005, 04:46 PM   #5
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Thanks wasabi! When I was a sub, I used to write limericks for the kids, using their names.

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Old 09-19-2005, 10:52 PM   #6
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There once was a fellow named Raven

Posting limericks and jokes was his “craven”

When he posts on DC

For all here to see

It sends us off laughing and “wavin”.

Sorry...best I could do...that was a hard name to use!
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:11 PM   #7
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Barbara say she loved that KayLinda and so do I !
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Old 09-20-2005, 02:02 AM   #8
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LOL!! That was cute Kaylinda!

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Old 09-20-2005, 03:33 AM   #9
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A nice Kansan named Kaylinda
Wanted to meet the good witch Glinda.
With Dorothy she rode
Through the air in her abode
But got sucked out of that darn house's winda!

Ok, it's 3:30 a.m. and I just finished writing a paper for class that I never thought I would get done, so I'm a little goofy!

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Old 09-20-2005, 01:50 PM   #10
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Oh Thank you Barbara! I'm easily sucked into many things...lol.
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