Martha / Maxine
Stuff a miniature marshmallow
in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Just suck the ice cream out of the
bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
Your probably lying down on the couch
with your feet up eating it anyway!
To keep potatoes from budding,
place an apple in the bag with the
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix,
keep in the pantry for up to a year.
When a cake recipe calls for flouring
the baking pan, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won't be
any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Go to the bakery! They will even
decorate it for you!
If you accidentally over salt a dish while
still cooking, drop in a peeled potato
and it will absorb the excess salt for
an instant fix me up.
If you over salt a dish while you are
cooking, that's too bad! Please recite
with me, the real woman's motto:
" I made it and you will eat it and I
don't care how bad it tastes
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when
putting in refrigerator and it will keep
Never heard of it!!
Brush some beaten egg white over pie
crust before baking to yield a beautiful
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions
do not include brushing egg whites
over the crust, so I don't!
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it
in half and rub it on your forehead. The
throbbing will go away.
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill
and drink! What headache??
If you have a problem opening jars, try
using latex dishwashing gloves. They give
a non-slip grip that makes opening jars
Go ask the very cute neighbor if he
can open it for you!
Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles and sauces.