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Old 08-16-2005, 12:10 PM   #1
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New combination dog breeds are now recognized by AKC:




Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Bull..... Oh, never mind

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Old 08-16-2005, 12:41 PM   #2
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LOL! I'll give you karma since ya made my morning better by
making me laugh!
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:12 PM   #3
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lmao alix. thanks for the laugh
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:57 PM   #4
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I want one of those Collapsos.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:03 PM   #5
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Thanks for the laugh Alix!
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I'm glad I looked at this thread - too funny!
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Funny, Alix! Thanks!!!
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Old 08-16-2005, 07:48 PM   #8
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AHHHH, Alix, that laugh felt soooooo Goooood

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Old 08-16-2005, 08:05 PM   #9
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And they charge $600.00 for each puppy!!

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Old 08-27-2005, 03:51 AM   #10
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That was so funny I have cut and pasted to take it to work. DH thinks it funny that previously those sort of dogs were mongrels and now they're "designer breeds"
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