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Old 11-16-2005, 10:24 AM   #1
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New York Slanguage


  • NYC Billionaire Mayor Mike Bloomberg's home phone. Give him a call. Maybe he'll loan you some money...
  • Words spoken by our new Yankee, Randy Johnson. Unapproachable and unfriendly. He'll do well here
Olive Earl
  • Partner of Popeye
The Big Snapple
  • Our new nickname courtesy of our new sponsor.
Saturday Nite Lie
  • Ashlee Simpson pulls a Nilli Vanilli on live TV and gets caught lip synching. Only thing bigger than the lie is her nose...
    Here are the liar's excuses (and her dad's too) (Voting disabled)
    • The band screwed up
    • Technical difficulties
    • Acid reflux
    • "Oh yeah. I do use voice overs"
Let's Stay Together
  • What Al Green sang at the Apollo with his fly down. Compounding the problem was the fact that "Big" Al doesn't wear any underwear.
"Go ahead and throw away the evidence"
  • What the New York Dept of Health tells you after you find a condom in yer bagel.
Who's yer daddy, New Yawkas?
  • The Boston Redsox, Jackolantern!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mary Kate Olsen's greeting to her young fans. To quote Joe Dirt, "Dag, she's mean."
97 cats, seven dogs, several reptiles and a sea gull living with four young children and their mother.
  • A typical Yonkers household?
  • Come on Dan Rather. Either admit your documents about Bush's war service are a lie or cough up your sources. Book em Danno.
  • May leak out of your tuna sandwich
Pizza Paula
  • Everyone outside of Brooklyn says "Pizza Parlor"
New Queen of Mean
  • Move over Leonna, and let Rosi O'Donnell take over. Even Leonna wouldn't say "If you lie, you'll get cancer and die."
  • NFL Giant player. Detested everywhere but here.
How Awe Ya?
  • Typical greeting
  • Down under Manhattan Bridge Overpass
    (artists community near Brooklyn)
  • NYC subway riders
Go to Jersey
  • An insult
Da Gawdfadda
  • Someone you respect and do not cross
Cruise da duce
  • Ride on 42nd street
Good Sense a Yuma
  • A good sense of humor
Turdy Turdin' Lex
  • 33rd street and Lexington Avenue
Whadaya Whadaya?
  • I am dumbfounded by your audacity
Washda Closendaws
  • Warning heard on the subways
Poppy Wit a Shmear
  • Poppy-seed bagel with cream cheese
Less Order a Pie
  • I would like to order a pizza
  • Brooklyn Queens Expressway
L Eye E
  • Long Island Expressway
  • Water between Manhattan and Brooklyn
  • Opposite of him (Heard on "My Cousin Vinny"
New Yawk
  • Where we be at
Long GUY Len
  • Long Island
Terl It
  • Toilet
Chalk Lit
  • Opposite of vanilla
Surfing the Tunnel
  • Bumpy ride on number 4 express
  • Most say taco
  • Mixed with vinegar on salads
Yonkiz and Yonkuz
  • People from Yonkers
  • Not my son
Egg Cream
  • Seltzer, milk and chocolate
Cawna Fish Treet
  • At the corner of fifth street
  • Someone you don't like
Hawt Dawg Awe da Way
  • Hotdog with chili, onions & mustard
Da Bronze
  • Only NYC borough that begins with a "D"
  • Most call her Brenda
Woke Up Smellin' Like Jersey

What Belushi used to say when he woke up with a BAD hangover

Stat Nigh Lynn

  • Staten Island
Oner Niner
  • Take the 1-9 train downtown
  • Put Ice cream in it
Doily Boyd
  • Catches the worm
Pawta Crappa
  • Outside convenience toilets
NoHo or SoHo
  • Areas north or south of Houston street
Mob'll Roy
  • Type of bread (marble rye)
Dah Boat a Yews
  • The both of you
  • Sub sandwich to most (Hoagie in Philly)
Toy Teen
  • One less than fourteen
  • Married your fodder


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Old 11-16-2005, 09:15 PM   #2
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I knew I shouldn't have read this with coffee in hand Now less order a pie Ya gotta good sense a yuma girl


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Old 11-18-2005, 11:08 PM   #3
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If I had a cat I'd be rolling on the floor scaring it! Super funny!!!

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Old 11-19-2005, 10:12 AM   #4
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don't forget, when you are getting a pizza, it is pronounced "ah beetz"
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
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